The Fat Builder

The Fat Builder always carried a bottle of coke that they would throw. One might say this is a fairly original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who assumed it would be amazing. Strangely, a bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Fat Builder always carried a lava lamp that they would demolish. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp being the chosen item.

The Fat Builder desperately needed a hat to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly curious approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a hat would be the chosen thing.

The Fat Builder wanted a cheese grater that they sometimes sit and look at. One might say this is a different activity, to me, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.

The Fat Builder owned a stretchman that they liked to put in the bath with him. It is a fairly funny thought, to some, but not to the Builder, who felt it would be fun. Honestly, a stretchman is the thing to select.

The Fat Builder wanted a computer to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who thought that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the item chosen.