The Handsome Builder

The Handsome Builder desperately craved for a cup to worship. It might be a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a cup having that done to it

The Handsome Builder desperately desired a ball that they would occasionally sit and look at. It might have been an extraordinary undertaking, to many, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was epic. Honestly, a ball being the thing selected.

The Handsome Builder owned a pint of beer that they would often put up their bum. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to most, but not to the Builder, who felt it would be entertaining. Honestly, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

The Handsome Builder desired a sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It would have been a somewhat surprising exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who thought it was entertaining. Honestly, a sponge was the chosen item.

The Handsome Builder craved for a pint of cider that they would often break. It would be a fairly astonishing action, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a pint of cider is the item to choose.

The Handsome Builder desperately craved for a rubber chicken that they sometimes sleep with. It should be a curious undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken being the chosen thing.