The Bum Loving Builder

The Bum Loving Builder found a little monkey that they sometimes sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly surprising thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who considered it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey was the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Builder carried a ball that they would experiment on. One might say this is a surprising idea, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who considered it would be awesome. Who would have thought, a ball was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Builder owned a helmet that they would occasionally sit and look at. It is a weird exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who thought it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a helmet having that done to it

The Bum Loving Builder desperately craved for a dildo to try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly unusual idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who considered it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a dildo being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Builder craved for a can of coke that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a bizarre exercise, to you, but not to the Builder, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of coke having that done to it

The Bum Loving Builder always carried a radiator that they sometimes annihilate This seems a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a radiator was the item that was selected.