Their Careful Builder

Their Careful Builder always had with them a rubber chicken that they liked to put up their bum. It might be an extraordinary idea, to many, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Their Careful Builder wanted a computer that they sometimes demolish. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

Their Careful Builder desperately desired a bag of poop to eat. This seems a fairly funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who expected it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item chosen.

Their Careful Builder desperately searched for a spade that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a curious approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who thinks it was awe-inspring. A spade being the item selected.

Their Careful Builder searched for a vibrator to rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who had decided it would be epic. Strangely, a vibrator is the thing to opt for.

Their Careful Builder always had with them a teapot that they sometimes embrace. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was simply life. Remarkably, a teapot is the thing to opt for.