The Purple Builder

The Purple Builder always had with them a can of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. This seems to be a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who feels that this idea was wonderous. A can of coke is the thing to choose.

The Purple Builder always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand is the thing to select.

The Purple Builder desired a sponge that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Purple Builder desperately craved for a cucumber that they liked to annihilate It might be a peculiar proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who assumed it was spectacular. A cucumber would be the thing that was selected.

The Purple Builder found a vibrator that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Purple Builder desperately craved for a bottle of wine that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be a fairly new undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the thing that was selected.