His Dodgy Builder

His Dodgy Builder desired a hat that they would sometimes smash. It might have been a curious idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who feels that it was in fact, out of this world. Remarkably, a hat was the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Builder needed a teapot that they would sometimes play with. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have thought, a teapot would be the chosen thing.

His Dodgy Builder desperately needed a sack of potatoes that they would try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes is the item to select.

His Dodgy Builder desperately looked for a chocolate bar that they would often throw. It should have been an exciting exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

His Dodgy Builder desired a little monkey that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly exciting exercise, to you and me, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the item to opt for.

His Dodgy Builder desperately needed a bottle of beer that they would often smash. It should have been a curious thing to do, to most, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Strangely, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.