A Silly Builder

A Silly Builder wanted a dildo to experiment on. It should be a fairly surprising activity, to some, but not to the Builder, who felt it was spectacular. A dildo was the item that was chosen.

A Silly Builder desperately needed a porno magazine that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly peculiar activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea was wonderful. Strangely, a porno magazine is the item that was chosen.

A Silly Builder needed a can of coke that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a different thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Builder, who thought it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of coke was the thing that was selected.

A Silly Builder desperately craved for a big sponge that they sometimes play with. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was simply life. Strangely, a big sponge is the item to select.

A Silly Builder had a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a fairly funny operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who considered it was breathtaking. A lava lamp of all things.

A Silly Builder always kept a condom to worship. This seems a somewhat surprising thing to do, to you, but not to the Builder, who thinks it would be sublime. Who would have thought, a condom is the item that was chosen.