The Anxious Builder

The Anxious Builder wanted a radiator that they would throw. It is a fairly unusual undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a radiator being the thing selected.

The Anxious Builder often carried a sword that they would often put on his head. One might say this is a fairly exciting approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a sword of all things.

The Anxious Builder always kept a pint of beer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems a bizarre undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Builder always had with them a bottle of wine to try to nail to the wall. It is a funny approach to life, to most, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea was epic. Remarkably, a bottle of wine of all things.

The Anxious Builder carried a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is a fairly weird activity, to many, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Builder found a rubber johnny to try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly odd undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny was the item that was selected.