The Bum Loving Builder

The Bum Loving Builder always had with them a bag of poop that they liked to drop. This might appear to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who expected that it was in fact, epic. A bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Builder always had with them a magic 8 ball that they liked to hug. It would be a different thought, to many, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a magic 8 ball of all things.

The Bum Loving Builder searched for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a bizarre approach to life, to some, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea is wonderful. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Builder owned a stapler that they would experiment on. One might say this is a fairly surprising activity, to many, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A stapler of all things.

The Bum Loving Builder wanted a bottle of beer that they would sometimes annihilate It might be a fairly curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Builder often carried a melon that they would often share. It might be an exciting proposal, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was awe-inspring. A melon would be the thing that was chosen.