Confused Builder

Confused Builder owned a pencil sharpener that they would often worship. This is certainly a fairly odd exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who feels that the idea was entertaining. A pencil sharpener is the thing to select.

Confused Builder craved for a lava lamp that they liked to try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly curious undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a lava lamp having that done to it

Confused Builder often carried a sword that they would often smash. It would be a curious suggestion, to most, but not to the Builder, who thought that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have imagined, a sword is the item that was chosen.

Confused Builder desired a bottle of beer that they would often put up their bum. This could be considered an original approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea is fun. A bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

Confused Builder always kept a sack of potatoes that they would put in the bath with him. It was a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Builder, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes would be the item that was chosen.

Confused Builder desperately craved for a pen that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly weird thought, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was out of this world. A pen being the chosen item.