The Horny Builder

The Horny Builder carried a bottle of beer that they would sometimes worship. It was considered to be a bizarre activity, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.

The Horny Builder desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be an exciting approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to opt for.

The Horny Builder carried a painting of a melon that they would occasionally smash. It should have been a fairly curious exercise, to many, but not to the Builder, who had decided that the idea was amazing. A painting of a melon would be the item chosen.

The Horny Builder desperately needed a vibrator that they would often play with. It is a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me, but not to the Builder, who thought that this idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a vibrator of all things.

The Horny Builder needed a pint of cider that they would occasionally play with. It was considered to be a funny approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a pint of cider having that done to it

The Horny Builder often carried a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put up their bum. One might say this is an odd exercise, to most, but not to the Builder, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen thing.