The Gentle Builder

The Gentle Builder looked for a mug that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a strange idea, to most, but not to the Builder, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a mug having that done to it

The Gentle Builder desperately looked for a pint of cider to put down their trousers. It should be a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Builder, who thought it would be the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

The Gentle Builder always carried a bag of poop to rub on his belly. It is a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my dad, but not to the Builder, who thought it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop would be the thing that was selected.

The Gentle Builder desperately wanted a dildo that they sometimes embrace. This could be considered a new exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a dildo was the chosen item.

The Gentle Builder found a painting of a melon that they would throw. This might appear to be a weird undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who expected it was simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a painting of a melon having that done to it

The Gentle Builder desperately searched for a can of coke that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandma, but not to the Builder, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a can of coke being the thing selected.