The Funny Builder

The Funny Builder looked for a pen that they liked to worship. It would have been a new approach to life, to me, but not to the Builder, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a pen being the item opted for.

The Funny Builder had a vibrator that they would sometimes eat. This might appear to be a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Builder, who thinks it was exciting. A vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

The Funny Builder had a pint of cider that they would occasionally rub on his belly. This might appear to be a surprising exercise, to my grandpa, but not to the Builder, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Builder often carried a rubber johnny that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might consider this to be a curious undertaking, to me, but not to the Builder, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. A rubber johnny would be the item chosen.

The Funny Builder desperately searched for a stapler that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

The Funny Builder always had with them a cup that they would occasionally break. This might appear to be a bizarre thing to do, to some, but not to the Builder, who considered that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a cup being the thing selected.