A Crazy Builder

A Crazy Builder desperately searched for a helmet that they would often smash. This is certainly a fairly new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Builder, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

A Crazy Builder desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally worship. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to some, but not to the Builder, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

A Crazy Builder carried a magic 8 ball that they would often put up their bum. This is certainly an unusual thought, to some, but not to the Builder, who considered that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball would be the chosen thing.

A Crazy Builder looked for a melon that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly astonishing activity, to you, but not to the Builder, who had decided that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

A Crazy Builder carried a mug that they would break. It was considered to be a fairly new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Builder, who expected that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a mug was the chosen thing.

A Crazy Builder needed a lava lamp that they would often demolish. One might say this is a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Builder, who feels it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.