Good for you on the staggered harvest! That makes the workload a little more civilized.
I lmao when you said:

This is the tomato house. I just throw the hose in, turn it on and hope for the best.

Or, something close to that...and look at your yield!
A perfect crop.
Bobcat, yeah your fowl had no hope in hell. You made the right call.
A decade goes fast...savour your time with your sons. You’re doing a fantastic job mentoring them. They have the life skills to survive. ;)