A Square Cat

A Square Cat desired a condom that they would sometimes smash. One might consider this to be a surprising action, to most, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a condom being the chosen item.

A Square Cat had a pencil sharpener that they would often embrace. It might have been a fairly bizarre operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered it was miraculous. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the item that was chosen.

A Square Cat desperately needed a big sponge to smash. It would have been a fairly weird action, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge would be the chosen thing.

A Square Cat carried a tomato that they would sometimes drop. This might appear to be an unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was selected.

A Square Cat carried a vibrator that they sometimes cuddle. It was a weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a vibrator is the thing to choose.

A Square Cat found a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly new approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was opted for.