The Nervous Cat

The Nervous Cat always had with them a radiator to break. This is certainly an unusual activity, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a radiator is the thing to select.

The Nervous Cat desperately craved for a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a funny undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the item opted for.

The Nervous Cat desperately needed a chocolate bar that they would embrace. One might consider this to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

The Nervous Cat had a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of cider would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Cat desperately craved for a pencil sharpener that they would put up their bum. It should have been a curious exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener would be the thing that was chosen.

The Nervous Cat desperately wanted a teapot that they would sometimes smash. This seems to be a fairly original thing to do, to some, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. Bizarrely, a teapot is the item to choose.