Boring Cat

Boring Cat wanted a vibrator to cuddle. One might consider this to be a funny approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a vibrator is the thing that was chosen.

Boring Cat needed a spade to play with. It would be a different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a spade being the chosen thing.

Boring Cat desperately craved for a pint of cider that they sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to me, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the item that was selected.

Boring Cat desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would play with. This seems an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels it was exciting. Who would have thought, a piece of paper was the thing that was selected.

Boring Cat desperately searched for a sword that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly curious suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

Boring Cat carried a stretchman to experiment on. It might have been an extraordinary thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a stretchman is the item to choose.