The Bum Loving Cat

The Bum Loving Cat carried a CD player to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly original idea, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a CD player is the item to opt for.

The Bum Loving Cat desperately searched for a mug that they would occasionally worship. One might say this is an odd activity, to many, but not to the Cat, who felt it would be entertaining. A mug being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Cat desperately looked for a radiator that they liked to drop. This seems to be a fairly funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a radiator is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Cat craved for a crown that they would occasionally break. One might find this to be a strange proposal, to many, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, sublime. A crown would be the chosen thing.

The Bum Loving Cat had a crown that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been an exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is the most awesome idea. Who would have thought, a crown is the thing to opt for.

The Bum Loving Cat owned a custard pie that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It would have been a fairly original action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a custard pie having that done to it