The Dodgy Cat

The Dodgy Cat desperately looked for a little monkey to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was selected.

The Dodgy Cat needed a lava lamp that they sometimes experiment on. It is considered to be an original thought, to most, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was stunning. A lava lamp being the thing selected.

The Dodgy Cat needed a dildo to annihilate It was a strange exercise, to me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a dildo would be the item chosen.

The Dodgy Cat often carried a condom that they would often put up their bum. This seems to be a somewhat surprising action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a condom would be the item that was selected.

The Dodgy Cat always carried a crown that they would often sit and look at. This seems to be an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who felt it was epic. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Dodgy Cat always kept a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.