The Beautiful Cat

The Beautiful Cat craved for a stapler that they would sometimes put on his head. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a stapler being the chosen item.

The Beautiful Cat had a cheese grater that they liked to rub on his belly. One might find this to be an original operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Beautiful Cat desperately searched for a pint of cider that they sometimes insert somewhere. It is a bizarre thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be amazing. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Beautiful Cat always kept a painting of a melon that they sometimes throw. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the thing to choose.

The Beautiful Cat carried a ball that they would often put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was opted for.

The Beautiful Cat desired a pint of beer that they would often share. It is considered to be a different undertaking, to you, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Honestly, a pint of beer being the chosen thing.