The Naughty Cat

The Naughty Cat always kept a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. One might say this is a somewhat surprising exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a stapler would be the item that was selected.

The Naughty Cat always had with them a hat that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be a fairly different activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is simply life. Who would have imagined, a hat would be the item that was opted for.

The Naughty Cat looked for a spade that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly odd operation, to many, but not to the Cat, who thought it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade being the thing opted for.

The Naughty Cat desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. This seems to be a strange approach to life, to many, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon was the thing that was chosen.

The Naughty Cat found a pint of cider that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be sublime. A pint of cider is the thing to choose.

The Naughty Cat desperately looked for a mug that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a funny proposal, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was exciting. Bizarrely, a mug of all things.