Stupid Cat

Stupid Cat always kept a bottle of beer that they would often worship. It was considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item selected.

Stupid Cat searched for a helmet that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a helmet being the chosen item.

Stupid Cat wanted a ball that they would often share. It is considered to be an exciting operation, to you, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is spectacular. Who would have imagined, a ball being the thing selected.

Stupid Cat desperately craved for a rubber johnny that they liked to annihilate It might have been an extraordinary idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny would be the item that was selected.

Stupid Cat desired a ball that they would rub on his belly. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be simply life. Bizarrely, a ball was the thing that was chosen.

Stupid Cat found a hat that they would often throw. It should be a strange activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a hat being the chosen thing.