The Dodgy Cat

The Dodgy Cat often carried a Harry Potter wand that they liked to rub on his belly. It should be an exciting thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was opted for.

The Dodgy Cat desired a painting of a melon to sit and look at. It is considered to be a curious action, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, sublime. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Cat always carried a teapot that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might be a fairly exciting suggestion, to you, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, sublime. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to select.

The Dodgy Cat desperately looked for a set square that they would sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a bizarre action, to some, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a set square is the thing to opt for.

The Dodgy Cat owned a melon that they would smash. It might have been an odd activity, to some, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a melon was the chosen thing.

The Dodgy Cat had a custard pie that they would occasionally throw. It was considered to be a fairly extraordinary approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to opt for.