My Orange Cat

My Orange Cat often carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes throw. It would be a curious activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

My Orange Cat always had with them a can of coke that they would sometimes hug. This might appear to be an odd approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Orange Cat found a piece of paper that they liked to play with. It should be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper being the chosen item.

My Orange Cat needed a condom that they liked to put up their bum. It was considered to be a fairly exciting approach to life, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have imagined, a condom having that done to it

My Orange Cat had a spade that they sometimes try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a surprising proposal, to many, but not to the Cat, who considered it was exciting. Who would have thought, a spade is the item to select.

My Orange Cat carried a radiator to hug. One might say this is a peculiar thought, to you, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a radiator was the thing that was opted for.