The Anxious Cat

The Anxious Cat desperately wanted a helmet that they would sleep with. It might be an odd undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. Honestly, a helmet is the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Cat desperately wanted a block of cheese to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly bizarre action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who expected it was sublime. A block of cheese was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Cat always had with them a porno magazine that they would hug. It was a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be stunning. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Cat found a tomato that they would sleep with. This seems to be a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a tomato was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Cat always carried a CD player that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a curious proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Cat looked for a sack of potatoes that they would drop. This seems to be a weird idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was amazing. Honestly, a sack of potatoes would be the item chosen.