The Fat Cat

The Fat Cat had a pint of beer to cuddle. It was a fairly peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is wonderful. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was selected.

The Fat Cat needed a CD player that they sometimes experiment on. It might be a bizarre operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a CD player being the chosen item.

The Fat Cat owned a sponge to drop. It should have been a weird and wonderful operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Strangely, a sponge is the item to opt for.

The Fat Cat desperately desired a block of cheese that they would often smash. It might be a different thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was exciting. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese was the item that was selected.

The Fat Cat owned a bottle of wine that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a fairly surprising undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Fat Cat often carried a CD player that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might say this is a fairly new thought, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt it was simply life. A CD player is the thing that was chosen.