A Big Cat

A Big Cat always carried a porno magazine that they would put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is magnificent. Bizarrely, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

A Big Cat desperately desired a can of coke that they would embrace. This might appear to be a fairly weird thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of coke would be the chosen thing.

A Big Cat desperately craved for a stapler that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly strange action, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Strangely, a stapler is the item to choose.

A Big Cat desperately looked for a tomato that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thinks it would be fun. Bizarrely, a tomato would be the thing that was opted for.

A Big Cat owned a hat that they would sit and look at. It would be a new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who felt it was sublime. Strangely, a hat being the chosen thing.

A Big Cat found a spade that they liked to throw. One might find this to be a fairly funny exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a spade was the chosen thing.