His Bum Loving Cat

His Bum Loving Cat needed a bottle of beer that they would occasionally cuddle. This seems to be a fairly strange proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer is the thing to choose.

His Bum Loving Cat always carried a custard pie that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a fairly odd undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a custard pie having that done to it

His Bum Loving Cat looked for a piece of paper that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This might appear to be an original action, to you, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a piece of paper was the item that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Cat had a rubber chicken to share. It would have been a new idea, to you, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be awesome. Honestly, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

His Bum Loving Cat desperately wanted a dildo to cuddle. This seems a fairly unusual thought, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, entertaining. Remarkably, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

His Bum Loving Cat craved for a dildo to drop. This seems a bizarre idea, to my children, but not to the Cat, who feels it was spectacular. A dildo was the thing that was selected.