A Fucking Cat

A Fucking Cat always had with them a stretchman to sit and look at. This seems a weird and wonderful exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thinks that it was in fact, breathtaking. A stretchman would be the item chosen.

A Fucking Cat searched for a cheese grater that they would often embrace. It would be a fairly exciting thought, to many, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a cheese grater is the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Cat desperately craved for a bag of poop that they would sometimes share. It might have been a new thought, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a bag of poop being the item opted for.

A Fucking Cat carried a teapot that they sometimes smash. It was a fairly odd undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a teapot was the item that was selected.

A Fucking Cat desired a bag of flour that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly exciting action, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who feels it was stunning. A bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Cat looked for a helmet that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might consider this to be a bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Honestly, a helmet would be the thing that was selected.