My Troubled Cat

My Troubled Cat owned a bottle of wine that they would often put in the bath with him. It might be an unusual approach to life, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was magnificent. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

My Troubled Cat desired a bag of flour that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly peculiar idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the thing to opt for.

My Troubled Cat carried a pen that they would often share. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pen was the chosen item.

My Troubled Cat often carried a teapot that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might have been a funny action, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

My Troubled Cat craved for a bat that they would often sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the item to opt for.

My Troubled Cat desperately desired a bag of poop that they would often hug. It might be an odd undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Bizarrely, a bag of poop being the thing selected.