Crazy Cat

Crazy Cat desperately needed a dildo that they liked to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful action, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo having that done to it

Crazy Cat owned a helmet that they would sometimes throw. It should have been a fairly peculiar suggestion, to many, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a helmet would be the thing that was chosen.

Crazy Cat carried a bag of poop to drop. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

Crazy Cat desperately craved for a piece of paper that they liked to smash. It was considered to be a somewhat surprising exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Strangely, a piece of paper was the thing that was opted for.

Crazy Cat craved for a computer to worship. It should have been a weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be simply life. Who would have thought, a computer was the item that was opted for.

Crazy Cat owned a mug that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a mug was the thing that was opted for.