My Big Cat

My Big Cat always kept a sword that they would often experiment on. It should be an exciting approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be stunning. A sword is the item that was chosen.

My Big Cat desperately desired a spade that they would often eat. This seems a fairly unusual exercise, to me, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a spade is the item to opt for.

My Big Cat looked for a bag of poop that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This is certainly an exciting idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a bag of poop was the chosen item.

My Big Cat searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they would occasionally sit and look at. It would have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have thought, a can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

My Big Cat often carried a CD player that they would throw. This could be considered a fairly different activity, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a CD player is the thing to opt for.

My Big Cat always carried a bag of poop that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It would be a fairly weird proposal, to some, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, amazing. A bag of poop is the thing that was chosen.