Their Depressed Cat

Their Depressed Cat always kept a computer that they would sometimes worship. This might appear to be a fairly curious approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was chosen.

Their Depressed Cat desperately wanted a can of Dr Pepper to try to balance on their head. This might appear to be a fairly strange suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Dr Pepper is the item to select.

Their Depressed Cat searched for a teapot that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a fairly exciting thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the chosen item.

Their Depressed Cat craved for a lava lamp that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It should have been a fairly different suggestion, to many, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it would be wonderful. Strangely, a lava lamp was the item that was opted for.

Their Depressed Cat searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes put on his head. It should have been a weird and wonderful approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener would be the item that was selected.

Their Depressed Cat desperately desired a stapler that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an unusual approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who expected it was miraculous. A stapler was the chosen thing.