Their Yellow Cat

Their Yellow Cat always had with them a pint of beer to sit and look at. This is certainly a bizarre action, to me, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A pint of beer is the thing to choose.

Their Yellow Cat looked for a porno magazine that they would often put up their bum. This seems an odd thing to do, to you, but not to the Cat, who expected it was wonderous. Strangely, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Their Yellow Cat always kept a computer that they liked to worship. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who thought it was stunning. A computer would be the thing that was chosen.

Their Yellow Cat looked for a helmet that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was considered to be a fairly odd activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a helmet being the item opted for.

Their Yellow Cat desperately desired a can of Tango that they would sometimes experiment on. It was a fairly bizarre thought, to me, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be exciting. Bizarrely, a can of Tango was the thing that was chosen.

Their Yellow Cat wanted a spade that they would sometimes sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly astonishing undertaking, to many, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be simply life. Honestly, a spade would be the thing that was opted for.