The Unusual Cat

The Unusual Cat wanted a bat that they would try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly odd exercise, to many, but not to the Cat, who considered it was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bat would be the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Cat searched for a bottle of wine that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item opted for.

The Unusual Cat searched for a CD player that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be an original approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who expected it was magnificent. Bizarrely, a CD player was the thing that was chosen.

The Unusual Cat carried a dildo that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a weird and wonderful thought, to me, but not to the Cat, who had decided it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo is the item to opt for.

The Unusual Cat desperately wanted a rubber chicken that they would sometimes throw. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar operation, to some, but not to the Cat, who expected that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a rubber chicken would be the item chosen.

The Unusual Cat always carried a melon that they would try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an odd thought, to you, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be stunning. Strangely, a melon being the chosen thing.