A Fucking Cat

A Fucking Cat always had with them a computer that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a somewhat surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the item that was chosen.

A Fucking Cat desperately needed a toilet brush that they would rub on his belly. It is an extraordinary operation, to my children, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to opt for.

A Fucking Cat always carried a dildo that they would sit and look at. It should have been a surprising suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a dildo was the item that was opted for.

A Fucking Cat had a bottle of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be a fairly funny action, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who thinks it was stunning. Strangely, a bottle of beer being the thing selected.

A Fucking Cat desperately needed a custard pie to share. It was considered to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a custard pie is the thing to select.

A Fucking Cat looked for a mug that they would try to nail to the wall. This could be considered a fairly different undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a mug was the thing that was selected.