The Gentle Cat

The Gentle Cat owned a little monkey that they would occasionally worship. It is considered to be an odd undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who had decided it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Cat often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be an unusual thought, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Gentle Cat craved for a rubber chicken that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Cat often carried a pint of beer that they would often put down their trousers. It should be a fairly strange activity, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

The Gentle Cat craved for a set square that they would sometimes play with. This could be considered a fairly funny thing to do, to many, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was stunning. A set square would be the item that was chosen.

The Gentle Cat wanted a melon that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a melon was the item that was selected.