My Funny Cat

My Funny Cat desperately wanted a sword that they would often share. It was a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to most, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was opted for.

My Funny Cat carried a pint of cider to play with. It should be a fairly new thought, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be exciting. Strangely, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

My Funny Cat looked for a sack of potatoes that they liked to annihilate It was considered to be a fairly new suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

My Funny Cat desired a cucumber that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly strange thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.

My Funny Cat desired a Harry Potter wand that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. A Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

My Funny Cat always had with them a big sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It is a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the thing that was selected.