The Horny Cat

The Horny Cat searched for a wig that they would sometimes smash. This could be considered a fairly weird exercise, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Honestly, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

The Horny Cat often carried a cucumber that they sometimes drop. One might consider this to be a fairly astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Cat, who feels it was magnificent. A cucumber being the chosen item.

The Horny Cat found a toilet brush that they liked to hug. It was considered to be a fairly exciting activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

The Horny Cat carried a set square that they would sleep with. This is certainly a fairly unusual idea, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who expected that it was in fact, magnificent. Remarkably, a set square being the item opted for.

The Horny Cat searched for a cucumber that they would often throw. This is certainly a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea is stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Cat had a pen that they liked to smash. It is an odd thing to do, to my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was spectacular. Remarkably, a pen would be the chosen thing.