A Purple Cat

A Purple Cat craved for a block of cheese to drop. This seems to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be out of this world. Honestly, a block of cheese being the chosen item.

A Purple Cat desperately craved for a bottle of beer that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This is certainly a curious exercise, to most, but not to the Cat, who thinks that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was selected.

A Purple Cat carried a bottle of beer that they would occasionally rub on his belly. One might find this to be a strange undertaking, to many, but not to the Cat, who feels it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

A Purple Cat always carried a custard pie that they would share. It is a fairly funny idea, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie is the item to choose.

A Purple Cat desperately wanted a sword that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. It is considered to be a different exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the thing that was selected.

A Purple Cat carried a mug that they would put down their trousers. This could be considered a fairly curious operation, to my children, but not to the Cat, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a mug would be the thing that was opted for.