The Confused Cat

The Confused Cat desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would put up their bum. It might have been a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my children, but not to the Cat, who felt it was epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item that was chosen.

The Confused Cat found a sword that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is a fairly original idea, to me, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is awesome. Who would have imagined, a sword of all things.

The Confused Cat desperately looked for a custard pie that they would often put on his head. It was an exciting idea, to some, but not to the Cat, who felt that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a custard pie was the thing that was opted for.

The Confused Cat needed a custard pie that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly new suggestion, to most, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was spectacular. A custard pie would be the item that was chosen.

The Confused Cat desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often throw. It was an unusual exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes was the chosen item.

The Confused Cat had a ball that they liked to annihilate It would have been a fairly original idea, to my children, but not to the Cat, who expected it would be wonderful. Bizarrely, a ball would be the item that was selected.