Ugly Cat

Ugly Cat desperately wanted a can of Tango that they liked to eat. This is certainly an original idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango having that done to it

Ugly Cat always had with them a set of lego that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a curious activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Cat, who had decided that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego was the chosen item.

Ugly Cat always had with them a radiator that they would often annihilate It should have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be exciting. A radiator would be the thing that was opted for.

Ugly Cat found a bottle of wine that they would sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly bizarre suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine is the item to select.

Ugly Cat always had with them a teapot that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be a fairly weird proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was selected.

Ugly Cat desired a bag of poop that they would put on his head. This might appear to be an astonishing activity, to me, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. A bag of poop would be the item that was opted for.