Colourful Cat

Colourful Cat always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was selected.

Colourful Cat wanted a bottle of beer that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It should have been an unusual idea, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a bottle of beer being the chosen item.

Colourful Cat owned a set square that they would occasionally eat. It should be a fairly different idea, to some, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a set square would be the item chosen.

Colourful Cat needed a ball that they liked to drop. It might have been a fairly surprising thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have imagined, a ball was the chosen item.

Colourful Cat always carried a pencil sharpener that they would often put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who expected that the idea was amazing. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.

Colourful Cat craved for a porno magazine that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly exciting thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had decided that this idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a porno magazine would be the thing that was opted for.