The Square Cat

The Square Cat desperately wanted a piece of paper to sit and look at. One might find this to be a fairly exciting exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a piece of paper is the item to choose.

The Square Cat needed a set square that they would hug. This seems to be a fairly exciting proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a set square is the item to select.

The Square Cat desired a teapot to rub on his belly. It would be a fairly different operation, to me, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. A teapot was the thing that was selected.

The Square Cat always carried a vibrator that they would sometimes put up their bum. It would be a bizarre exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who felt it was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a vibrator being the chosen thing.

The Square Cat searched for a spade that they would sometimes hug. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to most, but not to the Cat, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a spade would be the thing that was selected.

The Square Cat often carried a bag of flour that they would often share. It should have been a fairly curious proposal, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, amazing. Honestly, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.