The Bewildered Cat

The Bewildered Cat needed a toilet brush that they would often demolish. It should be a bizarre suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

The Bewildered Cat desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes annihilate One might consider this to be a fairly original activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who thought that the idea was spectacular. A pencil sharpener would be the item chosen.

The Bewildered Cat desperately desired a rubber chicken that they would occasionally embrace. One might say this is a funny suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who had decided that the idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken being the thing opted for.

The Bewildered Cat found a sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It should have been an original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, amazing. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Cat always carried a helmet that they would often share. It was a bizarre idea, to many, but not to the Cat, who thought that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a helmet is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Cat searched for a stretchman that they would sometimes worship. It would have been an original proposal, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Bizarrely, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.