The Weary Cat

The Weary Cat owned a bottle of coke that they liked to hug. It would be a fairly new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Cat, who assumed it was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was opted for.

The Weary Cat desired a bottle of coke that they would often drop. One might say this is a fairly exciting suggestion, to most, but not to the Cat, who feels it was sublime. Who would have imagined, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

The Weary Cat owned a stretchman that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who feels it would be fun. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing to choose.

The Weary Cat desperately desired a computer that they would often sleep with. It would have been a fairly bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, miraculous. Remarkably, a computer is the item to opt for.

The Weary Cat had a computer that they would throw. It should be a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who assumed that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a computer being the chosen thing.

The Weary Cat desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally annihilate It might have been an astonishing thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Cat, who thought it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a block of cheese is the item to select.