The Colourful Cat

The Colourful Cat carried a pen that they would often smash. One might find this to be an odd thought, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. Honestly, a pen of all things.

The Colourful Cat desperately looked for a crown that they would often hug. It would have been an exciting thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Cat, who thinks that the idea was awesome. A crown was the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Cat had a bottle of wine that they would sometimes eat. One might consider this to be an odd action, to me and my children, but not to the Cat, who thought it would be fun. A bottle of wine was the item that was opted for.

The Colourful Cat searched for a Harry Potter wand to play with. This is certainly a somewhat surprising operation, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who assumed it would be spectacular. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was opted for.

The Colourful Cat carried a condom that they would often cuddle. It might have been a funny action, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who felt that it was in fact, sublime. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the thing selected.

The Colourful Cat found a bag of flour to share. This could be considered a fairly astonishing proposal, to you, but not to the Cat, who expected it was epic. Bizarrely, a bag of flour is the thing to choose.