His Fat Cat

His Fat Cat desperately needed a CD player that they would sit and look at. It would have been a fairly unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a CD player would be the item chosen.

His Fat Cat always kept a stapler that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a fairly astonishing proposal, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a stapler being the chosen item.

His Fat Cat searched for a block of cheese that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is an extraordinary approach to life, to my children, but not to the Cat, who considered that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese is the thing to choose.

His Fat Cat desired a custard pie that they would sleep with. It would be an astonishing suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie of all things.

His Fat Cat searched for a porno magazine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a different proposal, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who felt it was out of this world. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to choose.

His Fat Cat always had with them a condom to insert somewhere. This could be considered a surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the item that was opted for.