My Bewildered Cat

My Bewildered Cat craved for a can of coke to smash. This seems a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a can of coke would be the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Cat found a chocolate bar that they sometimes demolish. It is an exciting activity, to you and me, but not to the Cat, who considered it would be the most awesome idea. A chocolate bar having that done to it

My Bewildered Cat always had with them a teapot that they would occasionally worship. It is a fairly odd action, to my grandma, but not to the Cat, who had come to the conclusion it was entertaining. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing that was chosen.

My Bewildered Cat searched for a stretchman to put in the bath with him. One might say this is an odd operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Cat, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the item that was chosen.

My Bewildered Cat looked for a bottle of wine that they would worship. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Cat, who feels that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bottle of wine would be the item that was opted for.

My Bewildered Cat often carried a crown that they liked to put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly weird exercise, to my dad, but not to the Cat, who feels that this idea was epic. Bizarrely, a crown was the chosen item.